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Booze and Letters |
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A message from the Academy's Dean of Students, Professor Crispin St. John…. |
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Good Day, Students! As you may know, I am British, and the British virtually invented drinking in the modern age. Plymouth Gin, for example, went on the sailing ships with the crew, and a bunch of limes, to prevent scurvy and bad attitude all at once. You won't insult me by calling me a Limey, just so long as you call me Professor Limey! You may have heard that the Irish invented whiskey (or, in their language, uisce beatha, or water of life), and they may well have done. At least some Irish monks think so, and they did, after all, save civilization.* Thank God for that! Thank God the monks understood the place of drink in life, medicinal and spiritual. In any case, if you do not find what you desire in your quest for information about booze in our academy, please drop me a line about your quest and, if we find it merits attention, we will attempt to cover that issue in a future course offering. Meanwhile, enjoy your libations. And visit our campus store to view the "rah, rah" stuf we have made available for anyone who wishes to let the world know he or she is a serious, well-educated, student of grape and grain known as acqua vitae, water of life, uisce beatha….booze. Prof. Crispin St. John September 8, 2008 See Cahill, Thomas. How the Irish Saved Civilization. |
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected a half-gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a pound of coffee As I was placing my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me said, "You must be single." I was a bit startled, but I was intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since I am, indeed, single. I looked at the items on the belt and saw nothing among them that would give it away. Curiosity got the best of me, and I asked, "Well, you are absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Because you're ugly." |
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Drunk Joke of the Moment Language can be used for serious purposes, of course. But comedy is much more fun, especially if you leave your PC panties at home! |
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