Dictionary of Booze-ology


A compendium of terms denoting the quality of getting to some state or another of inebriation; mild, moderate, or flat out. Terms are graphically explained in order to ensure that booze linguists will not mis-state the degree of inebriation they are suffering.


Mild:

Getting a snootful

Tipsy

Mellow

Pixilated

Squiffy








Moderate:

Buzzed

Pissed

Off the wagon

Under the table





Flat Out:

Hammered

Snockered

Three sheets to the wind

Blitzed

Tie one on

Blotto

S***-faced

Wasted

Toasted

Fried

Trashed

Irish

Besotted

Crapulent

Crapulous

Bibulous

Polluted

Sloshed


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